Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. This year, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Two days later, the other guys get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up. "Dang Ron, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Gray," she pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!!!
